How to Memorize all 50 States, their Locations, and their Capitals in One Hour
U.S. geography might be one of my favorite things to learn about, since it seems so immediately useful. When our family is studying our own country, I never have to answer the question, "Why do I have to leeeearn this?" It makes sense to the kids that we ought to know the names of the places we can actually visit--places in our nation which compiled together make up our American culture.
So why is it still hard to remember all the states and capitals? Does it surprise you at all that most Americans can't name them all?

A few years ago, when I first taught U.S. geography to my oldest, I scoured the internet in search of a memory technique that would help us remember all the states, their capitals, AND their locations. But it seemed such a thing had never been made!
Of course, there are wonderful mnemonics for memorizing which states go with which capitals. Simply google "States and Capitals Song" and choose your favorite, or take a quick spin through the hilarious book, Yo Sacramento!
But none of these tools I found helped us to link the state's name to its location on the map. So I decided to make one. I have since used this with my oldest three kids, and several years' worth of 5th and 6th grade classes.
Along the way, you'll meet a set of triplets whose names all begin with I. You'll meet their cousin and their older brother, as well. You'll be the guest of honor at a Colombian rally, and giggle as two old ladies find themselves attached--by chewing gum! Memory "athletes" like Joshua Foer say that the sillier/crazier/funnier a mental image is, the more likely we are to remember it. So I've made up some silly stories for you to ponder as you do your best to draw some of the characters.
Here's what you'll need:
1. A basic familiarity with the state and capital names
You don't have to know which ones go together. And you don't have to know where these places are--you just have to recognize that Tallahassee is a place. You might also know that Miami is a place, and you might not know which is a capital, but at least you can pronounce the words. If you're an American adult, you already know intuitively that it's "Florida," not "Flopowillow."
However, if you're hearing these words for your first time, and you have to learn the names themselves, this will take a little longer. If that's you, (or you're teaching this to a young child) I recommend searching youtube to find your favorite State Capitals song. I like this one, and my kids like this rap, or there's this classic catchy tune by the Animaniacs! If you're part of Classical Conversations, the state capitals song they've created is ideal because it goes in the same east-to-west order we learn them in Cycle 3.
Once you're familiar with the names of the states and capitals, you're ready for this exercise. Let's memorize where all these places are!
2. A blank map of the U.S.
A quick google search will turn up plenty of options, or just download and print this one:

3) Colored pencils, or any fine-tipped coloring utensils
I've done this exercise a number of times now, and I love colored pencils. It's important to remember that these sketches are just for you, so as long as you know what they are, they'll work. Even so, I'm a perfectionist and I like being able to control the boldness of my colors. Of all the colored pencil brands we've accumulated over the years, my favorites are my Prismacolor Colored Pencils. Their color is brightest and the cores don't break easily, which make them last the longest.
4. About an hour of undivided attention.
Once you have those first 3 things, you're ready to go! Grab your favorite beverage and get cozy. Think of this like those adult coloring books that are meant for stress relief. Just take your time drawing each image and saying the quote out loud over and over while you draw. Remember that the images are meant to be silly, so have fun!
Here it is! The list of how to memorize all 50 states, their capitals, and their locations:
Looks like an upside down bunch of Concord grapes, OR a lowercase “h” for Hampshire.
Draw a lowercase h surrounded by grapes.
“This little island can provide for itself.”
Draw a single dot, like an island, or the dot of a lowercase “i”
“Rhode Island isn't an island at all; its heart is connected to Connecticut.”
Draw a heart nestled in the southwest corner.
“Hairy Pencil.” Eastern border looks like a P.
Draw a P aligned all the way to the right, with long hair flowing to the left.
“Dell Dove out of an airplane.”
Draw a flattened D, as if it dove out of a plane and went kersplat!
“Anna’s merry land” Looks like a sloppy M.
Draw a sloppy M with left leg slanted out to the west.
“Rich Mama Virginia” Looks like a mound of riches.
Outline border and draw speckles like glittering gold.
“Virginia is holding her son, Charles, the wittle Virginia.”
Draw baby Charlie cuddled in the mound of riches.
The western border of the Carolinas, when they're together, form a C.
Outline western border to look like a C. Inside the C the carolers are holding a Colombian Rally.
Draw a second C for Columbus on South Carolina.
"The carolers are holding a Colombian Rally " (See previous.)
Draw the c holding a flag for Raleigh on North Carolina.
“Aunt Georgia” and “Mrs. Jackson” are stuck together by their bums with chewing gum. “Gummy bum.” But the floor they’re standing on is Magnificent.
Acronym: M.A.G.nificent FLoor. (Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida)
Draw Aunt George.
“Tall Floor” North border of Florida is the MAGnificent floor on which the two ladies are in their predicament. You’ll notice this floor is very tall.
Draw the floor beams.
Columbus, (whose arm is in the mitten above,) says "Oh hi!"
Draw a happy face and a triangle hat on Ohio with a speech bubble saying “Oh, hi!”
There are three annoying triplets whose names all begin with “I.”
The triplets have a little sister named Deanna, and if you asking them anything, they'll answer
“I wasn't annoying Deanna!” (Iowa-Illinois-Indiana)
Draw an “I” on each: Iowa, Illinois, Indiana.
Indiana says: “Pull this, Deanna!”
Draw a lever like an antique lightswitch.
“A frank-ford competes in the Kentucky Derby.” Talk about Kentucky Derby.
Outline Kentucky (it looks like a race car) and draw a hot dog on it.
“Mad cousin” Review the triplets (see Indiana.) These 3 triplets make their cousin mad.
The northwest border looks like the profile of a face.
Draw a mouth and an angry eyebrow.
One of the triplets. (See Indiana.) The noisiest triplet wears her hair to look like a spring.
Draw her hair.
One of the triplets. (See Indiana.) Iowa says: “Das Mine! I WAsn’t done!”
Draw a fist protruding from eastern border. ( “Das mine!” “I wasn’t annoying Deanna!”)
“Jeff is miserable.” Review the triplets (see Indiana.) The triplets make their older brother, Jeff, miserable. You can see his nose sticking out of the north-east border. He also has a goatee.
Outline eastern border and draw his face.
“The Ark lands on a little rock.” After floating down the Mississippi River, the ark lands on a little rock.
Draw an ark on a rock.
“St. Paul’s soda” Looks like a stein of soda.
Outline the glass and draw suds on the top for the foam.
Draw a cross to remember this one is St Paul’s.
“The businessman Dakota” The taller of the Dakota brothers is a businessman.
Draw a tie.
“The peering Dakota” The shorter of the Dakota brothers is nosey. Always peering everywhere.
Draw two large eyes.
“Why is Shy Anne shy?”
Draw Shy Anne in the left corner, hiding from South Dakota’s peering.
“Lincoln with knees of brass” There’s a Lincoln statue with brass knees sitting on a Colorado ski lift. (The idea for NE and KS came from Mrs. Mills)
Do your best to draw him sitting on the northeast corner of Colorado.
“Toe peek outta a can” Lincoln’s feet are dangling and a can got stuck on one of his feet. His toe is peeking out of the can.
Draw this toe-peek-a-can.
“Oak sizzles in an oak frying pan.” Looks like a frying pan.
Color in the handle, which is made of oak.
“Awesome Texas” Looks like a huge t.
(Also, everything’s so big in Texas, it’s easy to get lost in. "Lostin Austin".)
Draw a large lowercase t.
At the four corners, U CAN stand in four states at once.
Label four states; U.C.A.N (Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico)
“Hide in the Den to get out of the cold.”
Draw a den out of the C.
U CAN (See Colorado)
“Santa has faith he’ll get to Mexico on time.”
Draw Santa’s sleigh sledding down the slope of the N.
California drew their state line to call dibs on all the beach, then it laughed and said, “Take yo cars-and NEVA come back.”
Draw a sad car leaving California.
California has “sacred” missions all along its coast.
Draw the Mission in the shape of a large C.
“This Mountain. He leans.” Montana it a mountain of a state!
Draw a leaning mountain.
“Limping washing machine” Looks like a washing machine with its door open into the Pacific Ocean. But it’s missing a leg, so it limps.
Draw a washing machine.
“Ju know Alaska is the Lasta state? Ju know we are done now?”
Draw a check mark for a job well done!

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